My name is Ben.
I’m a 24-year-old resident of New Jersey.
I have a B.A. in English from Kutztown University of Pennsylvania.
I like lots of things. They include: indie music, high and low brow comedy, white russians (the drink), and Urban Outfitters.
I hate lots of things, but that’s a surprise.
I’d like to write for Conan O’ Brien or The Onion one day.
Oh, there’s a ton of hype for that show and/or movie? Then I don’t want to see it.
I am a non-practicing Jew, so I won’t get offended if you wish me a Merry Christmas.
I’m aware that the tone and style of this blog is wildly inconsistent, so don’t hold it against me. OK?
